Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 27, 2021

Phoebe’s word bubble in the first panel sounds like something Calvin would say.

Dana once offered the perfect explanation for why she should never be in a position of power.

“Mrs. President! Canada is attacking!”

“Can it wait? I’m playing with my cat.”

I admire that she’s a big enough person to recognize that.

I think I know the reason: Too many skeptics.

When was that previous attempt? The 1880s?

Anyone who wants to rule the world should not be allowed to. That was the philosophy of Douglas Adams.

Should have told that man to prepare for trouble and make it double:-D.

Unicorns would be a step up to what we have now. At least for certain politicians.

Nice.

This is old

Well, darn. This explains so much.

At least they were polite about it. Can’t say the same about most of the rest of the people trying to take over the world today.

And the state of our world unfortunately is the result…… Unicorn Rule!!

You kidding, Phoebe? Unicorns are even more egotistical than any human politician.

That’s OK, Phoebe. Someday soon you’re going to screw up the world too.

I would have thought unicorns would make a bid for world domination prior to the industrial revolution.

Welcome to your life. There’s no turning back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGCdLKXNF3w

The smaller unicorn looks like Phoebe transformed.

They should have mastered the use of letting just a little bit of the shield down so they can use their captivating powers to be just enough to seal the deal.

They could’ve dropped the SB and taken it over anyway, but why would they want to?

https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2003/10/05

Hmmm…..now WHY would that female unicorn bear a striking resemblance to Dana?