Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for February 12, 2014

$#!& just got real …

Ah, we’re back to this thread….it only took, what, a month?

Steve shoulda left well enough alone. He could have been Elvis… now he’s just gonna be a guy best remembered for the phrase “Thank you very much.”

Dastardly Zygorts! Who will our little Stevie be when they re-deposit him on Earth? Elvis? Andy? Steve Dallas?—And why did that just now sound like dumb, dumber, and dumbest?

There’s an alien with a hand on his head and you think you’ve spotted two left feet? The right foot is merely turned outward.

End of the strip, right here. Everything after Steve took his glasses off is straight up jumped the shark material.

Should have settled with Elvis’ brain.Worst case scenario? He’d move his law office to Las Vegas.

I remember years when the Voyager probes were approaching Jupiter some cartoonist ran a strip showing a flying saucer approaching it, one of the aliens says “If you really want to scare them, let me put on my Elvis mask”

Andy was abducted by aliens? Makes sense. Andy was an alien…makes more sense!

Andy Kaufman was the real Elvis’ favorite Elvis impersonator.

So, what’s Steve gonna do now, go out and wrestle girls?