Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for June 14, 2021

It’s the main material for building houses back in BC day’s.

I can blind you or make you see. I can build castles or bring down mountains. What am I?

But it’s the thought that counts!

Well, it was either that or a stone…..

“By the way. The property taxes on that “dirt” is five thousand clams a year. Please remit!” ;)

Well he just gave you Earth. Earth is defined as, the substance of the land surface; soil, cultivable soil, ground, sod, clod, silt, clay, and it’s all Dirt. So we named the planet Earth, better know as dirt. Really we should have came up with a better name.

Dirt? Gossip dirt or dirt dirt?

On who?

A friend of mine gave me a rock as a present once. My mom threw it away, and I haven’t gotten another pet since.

It was cheap…

I’m sure that gift had him floored…for a bit at least.

Sadly enough, all too soon, dirt, especially good dirt for growing things, will be a rare and precious commodity for us all.

Usually you only get such lovely gifts from 3 year old children…

What a dirty gift

that is not a good gift

“Gee, I hope you didn’t spend too much.”

“Oh, no, it was just something I had lying around.”