Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 23, 2021

Why is there a T in the palm of that hand? T for Teresa?

I thought those were matches, but they now appear to be pencils. Too small to be useful pencils.

KnobBonk

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Is that a therapy chicken in training?

After a little research, I found out that Hot Rats only won a Grammy for Frank’s son, Dweezil Zappa, who won for an instrumental version of Peaches En Regalia in 2009, 40 years after Frank’s timeless and groundbreaking album. It goes without saying that Dweezil played nothing like his dad, because no other guitar player did, either. Untouchable.

The answer is in the semaphores … or is it …?

I’ll take Knob Goblins for $200, Alex.

A knob in the hand is worth two hands in the bush. And you don’t want to know where those pencils have been. That’s what happens when your neighborhood cock can’t stand up on its own any longer. I better be careful, “Me too” is watching…

I see what’s happening here. I’m a man, so I can’t know about this knob. POLITICAL CORRECTNESS RUN AMOK!

Hey! No fair! This was not here when I passed through around mid-day!

This Knobby Conspiracy of the Chicks and Eyes is, in any case, too obscure for this Non-Woman. Or is that Knob allegorical, in which case, just as well?

Minister Nobby Leach was the British Minister for Magic between 1962 and 1968. He was the first Muggle-born Minister for Magic to ever hold office.