My mother was a waitress at a popular restaurant for 30 years. When a party was staying too long – long after dessert & coffee, just sitting around – my mother would approach them, smile & say, “I don’t sing; I don’t dance; I don’t take off my clothes. This is it, folks!” In the restaurant’s guestbook, there were more positive comments about my mother than any other waitress they’d ever had.
Templo S.U.D. almost 3 years ago
good try anyway, Charlie Brown
Charlie Brown fan almost 3 years ago
Good try.
wjones almost 3 years ago
Snoopy has no humour.
Neo Stryder almost 3 years ago
Not fun, but is safer.
bixya almost 3 years ago
After all, in this way he doesn’t swallow, does he? ;)
dcdete. almost 3 years ago
Seems to me swallowing is an integral part of eating. If you don’t swallow you aren’t eating (or drinking) but just chewing the fat!
VegaAlopex almost 3 years ago
So what’s Snoopy going to eat?
littlejohn Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Good try. But you have to work on your delivery Charlie Brown.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 3 years ago
Such diets surely can help you lose…your temper, your control, and your foodbowl, if you throw it too quickly without thinking
Decepticomic almost 3 years ago
Plus no tips from that customer.
Robert Nowall Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave! Welcome to the Hotel California!”
Ellis97 almost 3 years ago
Charlie Brown! You should know better! Never do puns!
Wren Fahel almost 3 years ago
My mother was a waitress at a popular restaurant for 30 years. When a party was staying too long – long after dessert & coffee, just sitting around – my mother would approach them, smile & say, “I don’t sing; I don’t dance; I don’t take off my clothes. This is it, folks!” In the restaurant’s guestbook, there were more positive comments about my mother than any other waitress they’d ever had.
Darryl Heine almost 3 years ago
If you can’t swallow, you’ll starve…
Like a Ross almost 3 years ago
Ah yes, the see-food diet I followed in my youth.
royq27 almost 3 years ago
Snoopy left food in the dish? Amazing…
5co5 almost 3 years ago
oh snoopy
Troglodyte almost 3 years ago
Never mess with a hangry beagle!
this is summerdog almost 3 years ago
Like Jack LaLane always said….“If it tastes good, spit it out!”.
this is summerdog almost 3 years ago
Now if Snoopy wants to eat, he has to go and pick his kibble bit by bit out of the grass. He’ll get his greens with dinner today.
dv1093 almost 3 years ago
Isn’t that called bulumia?
knight1192a almost 3 years ago
It’s called the chipmunk diet.
ex window inspector almost 3 years ago
the SEE food diet is the one for me
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 3 years ago
Tell him about the ‘see food’ diet.
edonline almost 3 years ago
Aaaaaand back to the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm for more training!
hagarthehorrible almost 3 years ago
That was biting the hands that feed you snoopy.
knutdl almost 3 years ago
chew before you swallow