Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 25, 2021

good try anyway, Charlie Brown

Good try.

Snoopy has no humour.

Not fun, but is safer.

After all, in this way he doesn’t swallow, does he? ;)

Seems to me swallowing is an integral part of eating. If you don’t swallow you aren’t eating (or drinking) but just chewing the fat!

So what’s Snoopy going to eat?

Good try. But you have to work on your delivery Charlie Brown.

Such diets surely can help you lose…your temper, your control, and your foodbowl, if you throw it too quickly without thinking

Plus no tips from that customer.

“You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave! Welcome to the Hotel California!”

Charlie Brown! You should know better! Never do puns!

My mother was a waitress at a popular restaurant for 30 years. When a party was staying too long – long after dessert & coffee, just sitting around – my mother would approach them, smile & say, “I don’t sing; I don’t dance; I don’t take off my clothes. This is it, folks!” In the restaurant’s guestbook, there were more positive comments about my mother than any other waitress they’d ever had.

If you can’t swallow, you’ll starve…

Ah yes, the see-food diet I followed in my youth.

Snoopy left food in the dish? Amazing…

oh snoopy

Never mess with a hangry beagle!

Like Jack LaLane always said….“If it tastes good, spit it out!”.

Now if Snoopy wants to eat, he has to go and pick his kibble bit by bit out of the grass. He’ll get his greens with dinner today.

Isn’t that called bulumia?

It’s called the chipmunk diet.

the SEE food diet is the one for me

Tell him about the ‘see food’ diet.

Aaaaaand back to the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm for more training!

That was biting the hands that feed you snoopy.

chew before you swallow