Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for June 19, 2021

amusing

I thought it would be a joke about OU vs OSU…Ducks and Beaver!

I don’t get it! I think I am not a bird brain!

Ha! Flew de coop! My post o’ 6/17!

A priest, an Irishman, a clown & a horse walk into a bar… the barman says “&@%$$£, is it Thursday already”

Do all of his jokes have the same punch line?

Are all of the jokes on those (objects/people) below?

Do all of his jokes land on their intended target (audience)?

Norton Bomb Sight …..

I never understood pigeon humor

“There once was a duck from Nantucket ……”

Oh crap?

It would be funny if it were on the windshield.

Good shot…..

Should’ve gone for the open sunroof on the car that just went down the street!

Another bulls eye shot by a bird today. Nice aim.

It’s a quiet night in the bar… just a few regulars sitting around, the bartender polishing some glasses. But then he looks up to see a Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi walk into the bar! He comes around from behind the bar and holds his hands out and says “OK, hold it you guys. This looks like the start of one of those ‘walks into a bar jokes’ and frankly, we’ve just heard too many of those lately. We’ve had it up to here with them, we just can’t take it anymore! I’m sorry, with you three being men of the cloth and all, but you guys are going to have to leave.” Well, they don’t want to cause any trouble, being men of the cloth and all, so they turn to go. But just as they are walking out, here comes a chicken, walking into the bar! The bartender does a face palm, “not another one!”. So he looks down at the chicken and says, “now listen pal, I’m going to tell you the same thing I just told those guys… no more bar jokes! We can’t take it anymore! As a matter of fact, new policy, chickens are not allowed in this bar!”. The chicken is disappointed, so it asks “Well, is there someplace around here that does allow chickens?” The bartender points and says “Yeah… it’s across the road!”.