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Itâs a quiet night in the bar⊠just a few regulars sitting around, the bartender polishing some glasses. But then he looks up to see a Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi walk into the bar! He comes around from behind the bar and holds his hands out and says âOK, hold it you guys. This looks like the start of one of those âwalks into a bar jokesâ and frankly, weâve just heard too many of those lately. Weâve had it up to here with them, we just canât take it anymore! Iâm sorry, with you three being men of the cloth and all, but you guys are going to have to leave.â Well, they donât want to cause any trouble, being men of the cloth and all, so they turn to go. But just as they are walking out, here comes a chicken, walking into the bar! The bartender does a face palm, ânot another one!â. So he looks down at the chicken and says, ânow listen pal, Iâm going to tell you the same thing I just told those guys⊠no more bar jokes! We canât take it anymore! As a matter of fact, new policy, chickens are not allowed in this bar!â. The chicken is disappointed, so it asks âWell, is there someplace around here that does allow chickens?â The bartender points and says âYeah⊠itâs across the road!â.
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
amusing
ronaldspence over 3 years ago
I thought it would be a joke about OU vs OSUâŠDucks and Beaver!
Courage the Cowardly Dog! over 3 years ago
I donât get it! I think I am not a bird brain!
dwane.scoty1 over 3 years ago
Ha! Flew de coop! My post oâ 6/17!
pcolli over 3 years ago
A priest, an Irishman, a clown & a horse walk into a bar⊠the barman says â&@%$$ÂŁ, is it Thursday alreadyâ
Doug K over 3 years ago
Do all of his jokes have the same punch line?
Are all of the jokes on those (objects/people) below?
Do all of his jokes land on their intended target (audience)?
Breadboard over 3 years ago
Norton Bomb Sight âŠ..
Milady Meg over 3 years ago
I never understood pigeon humor
Mighty Phavahg over 3 years ago
âThere once was a duck from Nantucket âŠâŠâ
WCraft over 3 years ago
Oh crap?
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 3 years ago
It would be funny if it were on the windshield.
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
Good shotâŠ..
anomalous4 over 3 years ago
Shouldâve gone for the open sunroof on the car that just went down the street!
Natarose over 3 years ago
Another bulls eye shot by a bird today. Nice aim.
comics guy 47 over 2 years ago
Itâs a quiet night in the bar⊠just a few regulars sitting around, the bartender polishing some glasses. But then he looks up to see a Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi walk into the bar! He comes around from behind the bar and holds his hands out and says âOK, hold it you guys. This looks like the start of one of those âwalks into a bar jokesâ and frankly, weâve just heard too many of those lately. Weâve had it up to here with them, we just canât take it anymore! Iâm sorry, with you three being men of the cloth and all, but you guys are going to have to leave.â Well, they donât want to cause any trouble, being men of the cloth and all, so they turn to go. But just as they are walking out, here comes a chicken, walking into the bar! The bartender does a face palm, ânot another one!â. So he looks down at the chicken and says, ânow listen pal, Iâm going to tell you the same thing I just told those guys⊠no more bar jokes! We canât take it anymore! As a matter of fact, new policy, chickens are not allowed in this bar!â. The chicken is disappointed, so it asks âWell, is there someplace around here that does allow chickens?â The bartender points and says âYeah⊠itâs across the road!â.