Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 23, 2021

Maybe she could give you a free…..lube job.

Popeye dabbled in Oyl.

She is heavily into non-petroleum stuff. Especially into silicon based products.

Specializes in STP not STDs.

She embarrasses me sometimes with what she says. She has no filter.

She’s a mortician. She boils chickens in oil when they die, us being birds and all.

she’s the one who pulls out your air filter and then holds up a new one and shows them both to you as a comparison in order to

con you into buying the newer one because it is cleaner looking

She’s not stuck on you, huh?

Not a petroleum geologist?

Oil’s well that blends well…semi-synthetically.

I was thinking … wrestling?

She must have greasy hair

that job’s pretty slick…

Do you grease her palm to get good service?

Well then she makes a better living.

She is better for the economy than an artist.