Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for June 10, 2021

And if Dwayne was so smart, he’d know there’s a chance that his “calamari” is nothing but hog rectum.

Which begs the question. Just how many drinks did he have, already???

/SHNARK/

He’s not exactly free range is he. The aliens prefer farm(er) to (probing) table.

Is he gluten-free?

Dwayne thinks he thinks.

Leave the joke. Take the calamari

Lizards only change color at their best. For shapeshifting aliens you’ve got to order the calamari.

I have quipped that lifespan differences are the main reason the octopus poses so little threat to us.

Whatever they are they are terrestrial, all powerful and won’t be caught or truly identified by the minds that can’t understand them. They can be any shape from looking like machines to looking like any kind of thing from a human being to a space monster.

The open minded ones who did figure it out stopped studying it because there was no more one could do. The ones that look alive cannot be caught nor killed. The bodies will melt away as do their craft that aren’t ships at all.

“We are part of a symbiotic relationship with something which disguises itself as an extra-terrestrial invasion so as not to alarm us.” –Terence McKenna

This fellow gets it.

I think they threw you back Duane.

This proves that they’re smart.

they’ve proven in the labs now that octopus and squid have dreams when they sleep