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Three vampires walk into a bar. The bartender asks “What’ll you have?” The first vampire says “Blood!” The second vampire says “Blood!” The third vampire says “Plasma!” The bartender says “So that’s two blood and a blood lite”. (Apologies to the greeting card company I stole that from.)
pschearer Premium Member over 3 years ago
Three vampires walk into a bar. The bartender asks “What’ll you have?” The first vampire says “Blood!” The second vampire says “Blood!” The third vampire says “Plasma!” The bartender says “So that’s two blood and a blood lite”. (Apologies to the greeting card company I stole that from.)
superkrispy over 3 years ago
Man! That is cold blooded!
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Gives a new meaning to cold blood is running through his veins….
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
He’s pretty stoker-ed about that.
Indianapolis Smith over 3 years ago
“Where did you get it?”
“Starbloods”
[sound of much booing]
WCraft over 3 years ago
Vampires in Alaska?
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
“I’ll have a Bloody Mary.”
“You do realize that’s just Tomato Juice?”
“Mary is our waitress…”
(ºˬˬº)
gammaguy over 3 years ago
Plasma doesn’t contain red blood cells, so it isn’t red, unless it’s artificially colored.
Impkins Premium Member over 3 years ago
I was hoping for a slurpy. :)
tinstar over 3 years ago
Put in a little whiskey for that extra bite.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Pretty much “iced” anything is good for summer. I like the kind of “Nes frappé” that is common in Greece during summer….
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 3 years ago
They have conehead skulls.