Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 03, 2021

2014 was a very good year…tryin’ to make it real, compared to what? I can’t use it!

I’ve decided the surveillance thing is a hoax; nobody can make any useful inferences from images captured by computer.

This after trying fourteen times to submit an id photo to sign up to deliver for Uber Eats (they seem to have finally found the last one acceptable; now it’s onto the insurance card!).

It’s funny that some people think that the vaccines are implanting tracking devices. For one thing, the technology does not exist. But the other thing is what would be the purpose of tracking billions of people just going about their lives? It doesn’t make any sense now as it didn’t then as it.

Someone’s gonna watch you no matter what. It can be Google, Amazon, Facebook, or the government and probably all 4 of them.

All that really matters is that no one can tell me what to do after I visit a porn site.

The sudden demand for vaccine nanotrackers is the reason for the world wide microchip shortage. They have the label and syringe markings positioned so you can’t see the glittery bits swirling around. The power from the 5G towers is enough to keep the tiny batteries charged until they can’t find you and then they send you a booster reminder card.

if the government wants to watch my every move for excitement, let them. Maybe they could find some fun for me

My thoughts about this are like those of many. Anyone tracking me is wasting time and energy and likely learning nothing. Have at it!

Just being on GoatKomiks you are being tracked. I have nothing to hide, so I accept the inevitability of living in the 21st Century … for the most part, HOWEVER that doesn’t mean that I don’t take certain precautions to keep unwanted electronic intruders out of my life!

From your friends at the Vague, Yet Menacing, Government Agency.

These all seem like reasonable requests…except for the part about clearing my browser history.

“when we feel like following the law”

Goodness gracious.