Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 17, 2021

… and centuries later, the practice remains where politicians tax the citizens to pay the politicians for doing nothing but harm.

You know that #45 didn’t take any pay. And his family business lost a lot of money in four years. While #46 is paid. And sell national interests for money for his family.

First things first, Fink.

I thought it would have been “Here’s your cut of what we robbed the people of”…

Form of address is wrong, should be “Your Majesty”; "Your Highness would be for a prince or princess. (/pedant)

They steal money from me it’s only to give them stolen money back.

Just imagine how high the taxes would be if the kingdom was in Illinois.

Oy! Dont you wonder how devious and deceitful monarchs sleep at night?

Not much different from today

Honour among thieves, so to say.

Much what? I don’t get it.

Watch out for Mr. Krabs he’ll steal you’re money

What he says, in and of itself is honest.