Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 16, 2021

The money and the power – the power and the money – put it in my pocket and I’ll go to the laundry…

With Credit/Apologies to Psalm 23. “I was not refreshed. And I will not dwell in this establishment again.”

Baddest MOFO in the valley.

Next time….make a reservation when it’s busy! Off hours are known to give the worse service!

Try the day old tuna casserole. It’s killer.

I tend to stay away from Yelp. Nothing but gripers and moaners.

Its just past the mountains of doom and the river of blood, you can’t miss it!

Next time try the valley of the Jolly Green Giant. The vegetables are fresher.

I would recommend 22 rewrites.

I take Yelp with a grain of salt, then leave it …

Margaritas …!

Next time; River Styx cruise!

Try walking through Death Valley. You clearly missed a turn and are not there now.

ayye, gangsters paradise!

Though I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death, I fear no evil, cuz I’m the meanest sonofabitch in the Valley.

If the Lord is not your shepherd, the table is not reserved for you – and the evil gets a little frisky.