WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for June 16, 2021

Well, you might as well become a monk, then. You know, vow of poverty and all…

He’s tonsured & ready for the monastery, just has to find religion.

They need to know that they can pray/talk directly to God.

but if you played your cards right…….

OK I won’t point out that Monks are not Priests. …… Oops too late.

Start charging for confessions and you won’t be in a financial mess

He could also be mistaken for the Padres mascot

Seems your finances could be improved by playing the part.. you seem to be a natural, take the alms.

In that day and age he could collect indulgences for their imagined sins. And probably score a few meals and a night to three with the farmers’ daughters.

Surprised that he isn’t taking advantage of monetizing his looks… must realize that the peasants have too little to steal…

go for it, and make sure they pay. Like most religious cults.

Bring out your dead . . .

I hate to be That Guy, but if they thought he was a monk they would call him Brother, not Father.

-That Guy on the Internet