Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 05, 2021

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    AndromedaMike  over 3 years ago

    What! No comments! And she threw a couple of words and phrases that I haven’t a clue as to their meaning.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Remember what the dormouse said. Feed your escaped scapegoats.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpcnPYsXQNA

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    Ray*C  over 3 years ago

    A “nudum pactum” is a promise that asks no reward (it’s naked), and so if you don’t keep this promise it can’t be held against you. The fact that it’s in Latin tells us that it’s something lawyers use to keep us thinking that we’re so dumb we need to pay them a lot of money to help us. Ipso Facto. Quid hoc ergo propter hoc. Quid pro quo. Nihil obstat. etcetera. Honestly, I think lawyers do this to impress us enough that we think we’re actually worth the humongous (not Latin?) fees they charge.

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    Ray*C  over 3 years ago

    “Self-defecating humor”. HA! I laughed till I pooped. Why we all love Teresa.

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 3 years ago

    Quirks and quiddities running rampant …

    it’s what I’m inviolably here for …!

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    *Hot Rod*  over 3 years ago

    Is LATIN KING?

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    *Hot Rod*  over 3 years ago

    Get your lawn off my lawn darts.

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    6turtle9  over 3 years ago

    A clangorous vociferous no of barbarous jape-isms?I miss the days when no meant no. Wait, when was that again?

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    Ninette  over 3 years ago

    What did moths do before porch lights? What did lawn darts do before lawns? Where was outside before inside?

    Life is a naked promise. All live their best lives.

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    Radish...   over 3 years ago

    Hasn’t eaten all the radishes apparently.

    Non ducor, duco. I am not led, I lead.

    Aut cum scuto aut in scuto. Either with shield or on shield.

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    Scurrilous scribbles of that disembodied head, or mad rantings of a frustrated stand-up comic? We may never know; especially if we don’t crack our dictionaries (physically or digitally). Such is the lifespan of apophthegms….

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    coltish1  over 3 years ago

    When lilacs last in the dooryard bloom’d

    Nictitating membranes felt the gloom

    Captain our Captain they sought to maim

    Knuckleheaded moths all buzzed the flame.

    — —Ladies and gentlemen, Uncle Walt, my sincerest apologies.

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    Randy B Premium Member over 3 years ago

    If I only stick to what I’m good at, I can’t get to be good at anything else.

    (Also relevant: If I only stick to what I’m already good at, I get bored.)

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    Ray*C  over 3 years ago

    I left out “Habeas Corpus”, which has nothing to do with a dead human body, but the “body of evidence” if I remember right.

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