Scary Gary by Mark Buford for June 17, 2021

Gee, what was your first clue?

Too bad Gary, she was such a doll too!!

This is a great time to use that oft-forgotten word: defenestration. Thanks for giving us the opportunity, Gary! :D

Well it’s only fair, he left her shattered.

Some thoughts, Gary, you just keep to yourself…

D’OH

We’ve all had a few of those, “did I say that out loud?” moments.

Gary, Gary, Gary.

She went to pieces when Gary broke up with her.

She no like me! Dating….bad!

Mark Twain once said, it’s better to let them believe you are stupid, than to open you mouth and remove all doubt!

The Defenestration of Prague

Ah yes, the delicate balance between exciting and insane.

She wasn’t much of a talker. But then, neither is Gary.

That’s not the type of head over heals Gary was hoping for, but having foot in mouth disease what can you expect. Leopold has an issue with foot in mouth, but for entirely different reasons.

Why would he even say what he said in the first frame if he was going to break up with her?

The Bride of Frankenstein defenestrated Gary the vampire out of anger.

That you did, Silly Gary! It was a mistake to anger The Bride! —And it’s going to cost a pretty penny to repair that window, too….