Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for June 13, 2021

Yes you did. You might want to run for some cover.

After a certain age, you will get the absolute, involuntary honest answer.

Fries are important to a girl’s happiness.

“I mean – I would no longer have the pleasure of sharing my fries with you.”

How much longer were you planning to live, Sam?

1. Open mouth.

2. Insert foot.

This is my beloved husband of 30 years. He never begrudges me a fry or two.

Sharing is caring. Lil gets a few, Lunchbox gets a few, and Sam gets those dark crunchy ones from the bottom of the basket. Now the real problem is do we apply the ketchup directly to the fries or dip them? Sam get your hands off that salt shaker.

Sam’s a sailor, we usually didn’t share!

Sam is giving up his plans for a quiet close to the weekend.

Let me rephrase that.

Sorry to say this, but as someone who’s wife recently died suddenly and unexpectedly. I just can’t bring myself to eat much of anything let alone the foods we enjoyed and we enjoyed our food. “We” were overweight and knew it, we were just starting to diet and exercise when she died. I went on the “grief” diet and I have lost 35 pounds. It is not a recommended diet and not a healthy diet but you will lose weight.

Go talk to Eunice.

Oh, Sam … “First to fight for right and Feedom Fries” …?