Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 15, 2021

You should charge by the hour, and use a dull pair of scissors.

And Marigold’s available from April to October!

Wonder if their is a union for Corns.

Forget lawns! Get Marigold and a bunch of her friends together and hire out as a brush-clearing service! I once saw a herd of goats munching away on a steep brushy hillside—the landowner said he’d hired them and their herder for brushfire prevention. They were pretty cool to watch, but unicorns would be way better!

every time I see the full grown adults with the leaf blowers who walk around blowing leaves slightly to one side or the guy in the van tossing the news paper , I think of how kids no longer have part time jobs.

Wait. The idea is saying to the neighbours to pay or Marigolds will stop to eat gras from their garden? Interesting… but that’s don’t sound right.

Imagine paying a few thousand bucks for a brand new lawnmower, then going outside your home and seeing a unicorn eating your lawn… and you can’t find the receipt.

Mari needs to make, no eat, hay, er grass while the sun shines!

The question of why no one needs their lawn mowed has been answered.

I’m surprised Max isn’t crypto-mining

Marigold (and her stomach) get around, clearly.

We use goats. Quicker, will eat most and type of weeds, and no snarky attitude. No unicorns need apply.

The term “cash cow” comes to mind.

…do his moms want him to die? Look at that boy, he should not be mowing lawns.(Actually, have we established what state this takes place in? My point of reference is Texas, where mowing lawns in the summer is a recipe for dehydration and heat stroke. Assuming you can find a lawn that’s not just dead.)

Maybe Max can design websites?

Let Phoebe’s exposure into the wonderful world of capitalism BEGIN! :D