Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 21, 2021

If you’ve seen one place of eternal punishment…

Even more annoying is a store that a total of fifteen registers. But only two that are open.

Three large people walking side by side, slowly.

wonder what she did to end up there????

I loved malls. They’ve gone out of style mostly. They saved one from having to move the car from parking lot to parking lot and provided something to do on rainy days.

Just like at the airport.

A bank I remember – two tellers eight positions – at lunch time, on payday for N. Y. State employees in the World Trade Center. The line use to end up outside the bank.

Break’s over. Everybody back on your heads.

And every SALE item is either out of stock or not available in your size.

No problem if they have shopping carts.. nudging an ankle with a shopping cart almost always gets a slowpoke out of the way.

Same goes when you’re entering/exiting the parking lot of the mall/grocery store. People walk down the middle of the lane, most with cellphone in hand, completely oblivious to their surroundings. Move it, or lose it.

I am the god of hellfire and I bring you … MALLS …!

A gang of load rowdy teenagers, who snatched my walker and won’t give it back. Oh great! There is Officer Krupke.

And there’s no return, refund or exchange. All sales devilishly final…

People coming out of stores without looking or on their phones – or both.

That would be me. Pay’s not that great, but it’s phun watching the exasperation on people’s faces.

Working as janitor for a 24-acre mall until I quit, I saw it all..especially in the restrooms.

I would say it must be hell BECAUSE there is a mall.

And the food court only has Cajun, Mexican, and Thai foods.

there’s nobody in line at the register, but the guy paying will be fumbling around in his change purse for eternity…

And don’t the continuously screaming kids with their “end of their rope mothers”.

Soooo, just like every mall.