Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 05, 2021

Hey, that hat was his filing cabinet, so he could work on the go.

Big hat, big beer mug, big cigars…yeah, we know about you.

More likely the urge to split a rail every now and then.

Or maybe it’s because you’re married.

Eh?

It IS the hat, Abe! You gotta take it off, when you’re….ya know!

Not ‘layin’ much stovepipe’ these days?

Ralph’s starring on “The Other Coast” today. https://www.gocomics.com/theothercoast/2021/07/05?ct=v&cti=387732

Just be glad you haven’t conceived while taking liberties.

Yeah, still too soon!

Well conceived, Mr. Whamond, and old Abe needs to work harder on his dedication to his propositions …!

Mr. President, you should visit General ‘Fighting Joe’ Hooker.

Doesn’t look like there will be any pity sex tonight, either.

Check in with Bill Clinton (too late for JFK).

Maybe she just isn’t a fan of the theater?

Maybe that ‘lady’ is his wife, and his wife was a witch and rhymes with witch. A historian said that perhaps the kindest thing that could be said about Mary Todd Lincoln was that her disposition was all along affected by incipient insanity. She was later institutionalized.