Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 26, 2021

“I have been every voice, you have ever heard, inside your head.”

C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me.

Not only did she not apologize to Chuck, she wasn’t the prettiest girl in the bunch, says I. ;/

Thus using data from social media was born.

How ’bout you take off instead?

How about Snoopy replying, “That’s the way the Cookie crumbles”?

And that’s the prediction of social media.

Snoopy, you put him on her “Girl Scout Cookie” order list?

OK, Charlie, it’s time to look for a new dog.

This is why it’s dangerous to think with your stomach :/

Get used to it Charlie Brown. Women will use you your entire life, then discard you like a used kleenex when they can’t use you anymore. The most deceptive of them will pretend to be your friend or even to be in love with you to get what they want.

I have heard the GS’s have cookies left over that never sold this year. I wonder what will be come of them? They have expiration dates.

Wait – someone was being nice to him just to sell him something? Does this mean the Time Share Salewoman isn’t my friend?

Give ’im the cookies. Right in the chops.

Obviously it was Snoopy who put Loreta up to this little caper because he knew Chuck would fall for it.

Do youself a favor and go buy the cookies at the grocery store rather than from the Girl Scouts. It’ll be cheaper than those over priced cookies. And guess what, you can still find the Girl Scout cookies, just under different names.

Find a good substitute Snoopy.

Once upon a time, children, Girl Scout Cookies were exclusive and were licensed to one or two bakeries. There were only a few kinds, they were very good, and they always tasted the same. This was back in the days of black and white television.

Those Girl Scouts are ruthless when it comes to selling cookies!

The beagle has the right idea, I say.

Greedy snoopy!

Snoopy is a true friend, alright.

Man’s best friend … Hah!