Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 21, 2021

Not bad for a chap who fought Rommel in Africa.

If Andy was imprisoned for disturbing the peace with his singing, what makes you think the police would enjoy his singing in the precinct?

Psychological warfare!

How about “Police release me, let me go”

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , our HERO Andy Capp’s discordant yowling which got him in jail also was usefull in getting him out to shut him up, which reminds me of the time I was before a Judge because my car was smoking and a traffic cop gave me a ticket, I “neglected” to pay the fine for two years so I was prosecuted but the Judge had to let me off because he said the case was proscribed , since I don’t know legalize I asked his Honour what that meant and he told me your are free to go you lucky sod :o) my avatar again is our fav actor Rowan Atkinson as Mr Bean grinning from ear to ear because he’s happy like I am ,how was your day and what did you get your dad yesterday for father’s day? I got a T shirt with a logo Super Dad from Arthur, our Manic Monday should be busy as usual but we should cope I hope , no shopping to do or errands to run we both are in a good mood and we can relax a bit in a tropical heatwave in Malta on the first day of summer , keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Maybe the sarge felt guilty towards the Clash …

I guess it’s a good thing he doesn’t know “I shot the Sherriff.”

Sing us another one….

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-21st-june-2021-24316301

He could switch genres and sing Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, from the same time period. And see where that would take him.

Like the Clash, Guns of Brixton. In my early years I was the one kicking at the front door, “No need for the Black Maria” so last year we bought a black SUV and I called it the black Maria. My wife and the salesman still don’t believe me.

Yeah, for some reason.

Sarge likes Andy’s singing as much as the neighborhood does.

You got to remember that one for the next time you’re incarcerated.

Love it!

Is this what’s called jailbreak music?!

He was thrown out of jail for disturbing the Sarge’s peace.

He put him out, before he could start, “If I Had the Wings of an Angel”.

Now I know what to do if I’m ever locked in a cell.

Thanks, Andy!

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie. Sorry for the sudden disappearance on Friday. I did email Eldo, Gweedo and RJM that I wouldn’t be commenting for a few days. If I had your email address, I’d be able to include you too but I know you were hacked and was reluctant to share it with me.

Wow! You sure do have some stories to tell. We use the term “Sod” a lot here.

On Wednesday I’m at my volunteering again but I “volunteered” to go in on Wednesday to cover. I will only be there for 2 hours. They said it was no problem if I couldn’t do it but I’m hardly the busiest person in the world. It will do me good just as much as them.

I received my first COVID vaccine on Saturday and I’m pleased to say it barely hurt! Just watch, the second dose will hurt like hell knowing my luck. The only side effect I had was a heavy and achey arm. Do you have the Pfizer vaccine over there? That’s the one I had.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal.

For all his faults, Andy at least has some good taste in music. (He’s probably not a very good singer, though.)

Ranking of police in United Kingdom:

Metropolitan Police (high to low):

Commissioner

Deputy Commissioner

Assistant Commissioner

Deputy Assistant Commissioner

Commander

Chief Superintendent

Superintendent

Chief Inspector

Inspector

Sergeant

Constable

City of London Police use the same ranks except Deputy Commissioner and Assistant Commissioner. UK Forces use the same ranks except Commissioner and Deputy Commissioner.

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