Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for July 25, 2021

What a mess.

We all make mistakes, Horace, but most aren’t as spectacular as yours!

“How did your pole vault go?”

“It went bad.”

“Why?”

“It was the pole’s fault.”

Might wanna put a rubber stopper on that pole, Horace.

You better “stick” to your couch, Horace!

What a letdown – like something took the wind went out of his sails.

Up, up, and …forgetaboutit!

The voraciousness of the ground these days.

He would do better at horseshoes if he could get them off his feet.

It would be better for Horace if things just stayed in one place.

Gold, silver, bronze …. what’s the next medal?

Yes, Horace makes mistakes, so do eye…!

So it Horace chipped off the earth past the pole vault pit… what on earth is he walking on nowwwwwwww…… ? ? ? ? ? ? ? …… !@#$%^&*()

Two words? Oh, Horace you made a mistake in your claim that you make mistakes.

Horace’s pole vault attempt left his world deflated.

Oops. They just don’t seem to make comic panels like they used to – one little pole puncture and and the whole thing deflates.

Well, that was a real bust.

Some of the Universe wants you to know.