Flo and Friends by Jenny Campbell for July 12, 2021

Well, technically, girls could get pregnant. A woman, your age, likely not!

And if you fool around with girls……you are darn lucky!

most guys whom i have encountered only want to just text…i want ACTION and i don’t swell & i don’t tell…just can’t get any ACTION…

I like this cartoon, just iffy about the choice of the word “girls,” but I get it. They are just reliving the best of the past in their lives.

Not to be pedantic, but it should read, “And if we COULD fool around with girls.” Okay, I am being pedantic.

The one I liked at the beginning of the pandemic lock downs, " I feel like a teenager again, gas is cheap, and I’m grounded". Boy has that changed.Gas is up, and 2 weeks ago my car was totaled in an accident.

Finally got what we want and can’t do anything with it.

I remember reading that STDs were on the rise in retirement communities/nursing homes. Time to talk to the old folks about using protection.

There are three stages to a man’s sex life. Tri-weekly, Try-weekly, Try-weakly.

A Frenchman, Italian and American men were talking about sex. The Frenchman said that a young woman is perfect because she is new and is willing to learn. The Italian said that a middle aged woman is perfect because she is experienced and can teach you a few things. But, the American said that an old woman is perfect. The Frenchman and Italian said, “How can that be?” Easy. They don’t yell. They don’t swell. And they love it like hell! ;o)