Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 11, 2021

First

Given Marty’s weight… this dude is superhuman.

hello im new, can i get featured?

who still says “har har”?

7/10

I think this arc is going to end with scooter sitting on the floor crying and questioning his existence

Assault 101

uhhhhh

Who goes har har?

I’m looking forward to Nate getting back at Skeeter in a creative way.

This guy really isn’t that bad. He’s exactly like Teddy and no-one calls him and bully.

I can imagine

“Har har”? Nate should do either a chess match, or a yo-mama smackdown with this guy.

And probably he’s his best friend…

i logged back in after many months, gocomics still remembers me. Sadly nobody else does.

Does Nate even realize that his dad is being killed right next to him?

Yes, I recall weighing 98 lbs. on graduation day, 45 years ago. But I still have my hair.

This better heat up soon…

It’s hard to watch a grown man act like this ><

Male baldness is a sign of excess testosterone. Tell him that, Marty.

“It’s not a bald spot; it’s a solar panel for a sex machine!”

“G-d gave every man a finite amount of testosterone. You want to spend yours growing hair, that’s your problem.”

Also, remember how much of a BULLY you were back then, Briscoe?

Well today’s the 1st day of school

Scooter is like Randy kind of.

No one but me makes fun of my Dad. The gauntlet has been dropped and I accept your challenge…….

I just imagine scooter’s son also being a bully

What if this happened?

Marty: Scooter this is Nate, my son.

Scooter: Welcome Nate! Your dad had more hair when he was younger. ( Attacks Marty).

Nate: HEY!!!! (Pushes Scooter) Leave my dad alone.

Im bored so I cant finish

THE END

I’m not sure he will… the years tend to run together. To me, at least…

He reminds me of Nate honestly.

In real life bullies don’t usually turn out as fortunate…

Hey guys! Three things to say today.

1) I guess Scooter forgot to say “Hardy” before “Har har”.

2) If someone wondered, why I’m inactive on the wiki, that’s because I’m at the sea again and I’m using my parent’s computer. If I go on the wiki, I’ll be screwed.

3) I’m starting soon a new story! It’s gonna focus more on Nate’s home life, than school life. More details soon.

Remember the old days here we had close to 1000 comments right after they sho comment and now we only have 56 comments. sighs

A bully who should be ignored, begging for attention. Any retribution is attention.

this dude is such a shithole

Nate won’t stand for this, I know he won’t…

Have some common decency, Scooter, please! Anyways, today’s scavenger is going to be half retro. Not because it was in the years of 2000, when color was a new concept, but because you’ll need to find TWO comics! One finding where Francis does something pretty sexist, but tells Nate he’s doing the same thing. Finding only one comic, or not finding any but giving me enough details about the comic will declare you the winner!

I can close my eyes and see it burning like black fire, shot like an arrow into the brain: Marty Wright : “Scooter” Briscoe :: “Dinky” Earnshaw : “Skipper” Brannigan……..hey, look it up, kids…..Har Har……

Call the cops before the pink shirt guy appears in your house

What

Why does the guy look 30 years younger than Nate’s dad?

why do i feel like nates gonna roast this guy or take him yo his locker or something lol

This guy is maximum chad

see? I knew he would have big Muscles

Sorry Scooter. No [CENSORED]’s allowed.

Assault and Battery