It’s been said she flew off the handle frequently….especially after taking the gas-inducing Tranquilizers….her life became a Putt Putt on the greens thereafter. FORE!
It seemed a harmless prank at first, to modify benign gut bacteria to produce a gaseous emission that had a tranquilizing effect. Nobody expected it to go so far, or to be such a blight on society. Nobody expected the tranquilizers to be addictive. Nobody foresaw the increasing need for more and more dietary fiber by users. It was sheer luck that sufficient quantities of capsaicin were able to neutralize the bacteria and restore order. But then, withdrawal.
Off we go, into the wild blue yonder! —Well, maybe it’s not actually “blue”; it may be greener (as the grass on the other side usually is). And not so wild, either. In fact, rather tranquil (or is that a side effect of noxious inhalations of tranquilizer pharts?).
New Revised Version: On we go, into the lame tame green pasture whither Sister guides me, beside tranquil eddies of pure, cool water.
Gonna wash that Lame right outta my hair! Cast off your satellite clown collars! Eschew broom makers! Live free! Free at last! (N.B. Yesterday was 19 June.)
Superfrog over 3 years ago
Follow your heart. Follow your dreams. Follow your GPS.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 3 years ago
A tranquil phart is good for the soul.
Randy B Premium Member over 3 years ago
I shall assume that satellite clown collars and surveillance pickles are based on the same technology.
Randy B Premium Member over 3 years ago
Her life was in Pennsylvania between Lancaster and York, one of the Wars of the Roses writ upon farmland in the New World.
*Space Madness at The Station* over 3 years ago
Ask her if the brooms just fly out the window. Which is witch?
Big double-u against Little bubbleu
*Space Madness at The Station* over 3 years ago
The pharaohs were rather upset, seems tranquil pharts meant the same as, out Ben Hur’s butt during the building period.
*Space Madness at The Station* over 3 years ago
Oh my darling, make Rome your home.
latitude/long. : 41.902782/12.496366
bxclent Premium Member over 3 years ago
we are practically neighbors !
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
It’s been said she flew off the handle frequently….especially after taking the gas-inducing Tranquilizers….her life became a Putt Putt on the greens thereafter. FORE!
!!ǝlɐ⅁ over 3 years ago
Huh. This other strip today seems (to me, at least!) to have a certain… frogginess to it!!
https://www.gocomics.com/pot-shots/2021/06/20?ct=v&cti=985690
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago
It seemed a harmless prank at first, to modify benign gut bacteria to produce a gaseous emission that had a tranquilizing effect. Nobody expected it to go so far, or to be such a blight on society. Nobody expected the tranquilizers to be addictive. Nobody foresaw the increasing need for more and more dietary fiber by users. It was sheer luck that sufficient quantities of capsaicin were able to neutralize the bacteria and restore order. But then, withdrawal.
3hourtour Premium Member over 3 years ago
…Washington Boro was the government’s secret location to build Jewish satellite lazers…
…the satellites had to be Jewish in order to circumcise the Earth correctly…
…the construction girls were taken from the now defunct clown collar division because the need for SBD radiation cancelation suit helmets…
…with the necessary nose filters…
…called the brooms…
…that helped in the process…
…we are not talking the Batman on Catwoman process…
…called that because it never was ever going to be allowed…
…but the brooms were reutilized to stop the Is noxious gas called tranquilizer pharts in the building…
…they were called, Hi & Lois…
The Old Wolf over 3 years ago
Nel mezzo del camin di nostra vita, mi ritrovai per una selva oscura, che la diritta via era smaritta. Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch’entrate!
Plods with ...™ over 3 years ago
I love PA
Howard'sMyHero over 3 years ago
MA & PA … a fine Kettle of fish …!
Radish... over 3 years ago
Criteria to diagnose schizophrenia
Disorganized or catatonic behavior.
Negative symptoms (emotional flatness, apathy, lack of speech)
Hallucinations. These usually involve seeing or hearing things that don’t exist.
Delusions
Disorganized thinking (speech). Disorganized thinking is inferred from disorganized speech.
museumknitter over 3 years ago
Nice looking farm.
willie_mctell over 3 years ago
Common side effect of psychiatric meds.
coltish1 over 3 years ago
At least take a long weekend, hon.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Off we go, into the wild blue yonder! —Well, maybe it’s not actually “blue”; it may be greener (as the grass on the other side usually is). And not so wild, either. In fact, rather tranquil (or is that a side effect of noxious inhalations of tranquilizer pharts?).
New Revised Version: On we go, into the lame tame green pasture whither Sister guides me, beside tranquil eddies of pure, cool water.
Gonna wash that Lame right outta my hair! Cast off your satellite clown collars! Eschew broom makers! Live free! Free at last! (N.B. Yesterday was 19 June.)
Radish... over 3 years ago
Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke,
You gotta understand,
It’s just our bringin’ up-ke
That gets us out of hand.
Our mothers all are junkies,
Our fathers all are drunks.
Golly Moses, natcherly we’re punks!
Gee, Officer Krupke, we’re very upset;
We never had the love that ev’ry child oughta get.
We ain’t no delinquents,
We’re misunderstood.
Deep down inside us there is good!
There is good!
There is good, there is good,
There is untapped good!
Like inside, the worst of us is good!
MyTBaron Premium Member over 3 years ago
https://www.google.com/maps/place/39%C2%B059’40.2%22N+76%C2%B026’25.4%22W/@40.0303609,-76.507988,3a,75y,90t/data=1e21sAF1QipOr6B_Mgaj6REAgZ_9PiFOv9sZt4OCwygWV1VUv3e127i29884m51s0x0:0×03d39.9945!4d-76.4404