Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for March 01, 2023

“Neumann” is an island.

Door to door service? And is that a breakfast bowl on the table?

“Where one door closes, another opens…” But where?

It’s magnets.

Tarzan learned his philosophy from Alfred E. Neuman.

If this was Tarzan: The Musical, Tarzan would then jump into the song Don’t Worry, Be Happy.

If the walls roll together the same way Tarzan, maybe your weapons won’t be all that useful

Eh? So they still lets em has their weapons eh. Well anyways everyone always lets Tarzan has his trusty knife anyways.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M

Tarzan: “Why worry, Larsen? Doors have their hinge joints, we have ours.”

You have to say OPEN SESAME.

Dunderkopf Swede Larson makes an astonishing discovery which can only lead to trouble as in a secret chamber of some reptilian monster which Tarzan will have to kill…….or, King Sutan’s harem filled with a bevy of seductive horney women. Mon Dieu, Sacre Bleu and Oui Oui!

Tarzan said, man, you can do hard time or you can do easy time.

The Doors!