Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for October 29, 2023

Tarzan needs to “adopt” effective ways of “farming” out these urchins.

OK. Let’s stop the jungle movie project now and try to shoot “Shrek”…

Colour the pygmies livid…….

and we are into the era of the bare bosomed native women.

This seems more like an episode of Bewitched than Tarzan.

I see some "Brat"worst roasting on a fire.

Little brats. I’m surprised they haven’t carjacked someone yet.

Ah obviously these kids is grows up to be them green activists throwing paints and all.

Poor 1998 Tarzan looks lost. Immortality isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

And that was the day the Pygmies turned Cannibal…

Where’s the NAACP, BLM, Al Sharpton, etc. raising a huge ruckus over this outrage of painting pygmies green? They’ll be rioting in the jungle tonight!

“How to Win Friends & Influence People”

They mastered the second part now they need to work on the first part.

Color the brats dead by poison pygmy people!

Rita, if you can’t control them, at least send them to some place far far away!