Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for February 19, 2024

Two “traitors” not worthy of “Joe’s”.

Smile when you do that, mister.

An’ Tarzan’s jungle senses alerted him, spun round and kicked him in the teeth…..

Why them sneaky shieks. They is always attack from behind.

Of course stoooopid Nelson was all brawns and no brains that he no gets that you no has to gets that close to whips someone.

“…and Nelson crashed heavily to the ground with his nuts stuck in his throat.”

Look Hassan has the 2 more weeks “of this” pistol butt out.

That’s what happens when you mess with Tarzan’s steely thews.

Using his keen jungle senses and the lightning speed of the cheetah, Tarzan dodged Hassan’s pistol butt which then crashed down leaving a sizeable dent in Nelson’s thick cranium! We hope!

Two-to-one against Tarzan? Two-to-one on Tarzan! ☺

The whip is a good distance weapon, why move in close? Too much alcohol fogs the senses. And Hassan, a pistol works better when the barrel points forward and the finger is on the trigger.

That stupid sailor’s cap must be super-glued to thick-skulled Nelson’s head just like those cowboys in movie fight scenes who never lose their 10-gallon hats!

Meanwhile, all Hassan’s goons just stand around watching their boss do the work they were hired for.

“…..when the pistol went off, he accidentally neutered himself. Everybody agreed he wound up with a lovely singing voice.”