Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for June 30, 2024

Jane needs to engage “Tarzan” tactics, stat.

Gets aside ya crooked crony of the big pharma. Makes way for the natural native remedy!

“The last time I trusted one of my father’s remedies, I had green spots for a week!”

Lady G is back?!!??. I guess G C removed the Sundays where the doctor called 1 800 Gimli, take a bit out of your problems. 1 900 Rock Slide.

The guards might not want to engage this woman.

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Why did she even show him the potion? Shoulda just said she wanted to see Tarzan alone before he goes to the great monkey vine in the sky and dosed him. Geeze Jane, you had one job…

The old hit ‘em with your purse trick. Never fails. I met a friend for lunch, a divorce lawyer. As he was coming out of the courtroom his client was beating him over the head with her purse. How could you not laugh?

When the Lady says MOVE, if you’re still in the room, you’re too slow.

No, it’s two parts trust and one part love. Now get out of the way.

This voodoo elixer will turn Tarzan into a werewolf, wait and see…..AaaRoo!

Did she just hit that doctor with her purse?

I work in a hospital. If I yelled ‘guards’ nothing would happen. I would have to call security and wait for them to respond