Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for July 06, 2021

Broomie must be flying on Southwest Airlines, They are notorious for their dubious comedy pre-flight routines.

Granted it makes those commuter runs a lot less boring

Old(ish) plane? Square portholes. Or do modern carriers have them nowadays?

Square windows on The COMET Airline lost Britain the Jet race to America

Poetry in aviation.

Nobody can PROMISE that.

Broomie…is the broom on the fritz and that’s why you’re taking a flight?

♩we assure you our safety’s a slam dunk

but to set your mind at ease, get rip-roaring drunk…

We took Hawaiian Airlines to Hawaii (oddly enough). Best flight experience in 40 years.

I’m so glad we had this time together / Just to have a laugh or sing a song / Seems we just get started / and before you know it / Comes the time we have to say / So long

it’s a way…to call it, I guess.

Even at thzt, I figured she’d still prefer her broom.

Do B.B. King, Howlin’ Wolf, and Muddy Waters fly on JetBlues?

Next they’ll be forming a conga line down the aisle.

Just please concentrate on doing your jobs. I’ll find my own music

All the more unfortunate, then, that Cheerful Airlines is fictional. Domestic: there is no “good”; only whatever gets you to where you want to go. International: my experience is limited mainly to European airlines, and of those I’ve had the best experiences with KLM and what used to be called Swissair….