Close to Home by John McPherson for July 05, 2021

A real Dragon Lady!

Holy schnikey, count me out. Even Bleeb is too scared to show up…. Okay, it is BB. Still a bit too unreasonable, PMS or not.

See if you can make a deal; would she strip the old paint off first.

I think she might need a priest and an exorcist.

And when he takes a break from painting the porch he an roast some marshmallows.

I’d cancel Denise and do the golf outing. But hey, thats just me.

Well no more issues with the bbq grill….

This can DRAGON for months…

There is an effective way? DANG, wish I’d known that.

Denise’s maiden name is Gordon.

HOT FLASH GORDON….

Shades of Doonesbury’s Hunk-Ra!

While he’s painting Denise can burn the brush she cut.

You should see her make toast.

Oooookay, there dragon lady. You win. I’ll just be outside doing …anything.

I always wondered what hot flashes looked like.

Not dragon her feet in this matter.

… some mouthwash, dear?

Good idea…..

Is that one of Medusa’s sisters?

A couple of months of this and I’d be off painting someone else’s porch, for free.

Wonder how he keeps his cool?

Wifes can be like that…

All things considered, I think I’d find someplace else to be.

no pillows on the bed?

She needs to see a doctor for some hormone pills to treat those hot flashes.

♬ “And Dragon Woman’s lovely, but she’s wicked all the same…”♫ Let’s see who’s old enough to remember that one!

Actually, Denise had another way to work out her ‘hot flashes’ it was exhausting, even then, let me count the ways.

Or…you could’ve simply offered him a Lender’s bagel…

Bad case of dragons breath!