Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 08, 2021

Should’ve ordered the Rubens sandwich.

And they thought the Monet was an added sauce.

And thanks to one word, I now have When I Paint My Masterpiece as my new earworm.

Maybe it will be better with a little garlic sauce.

Just another “portrait of a young woman.”

He was only trying to order a Peanut Botti & Celli…

Very funny! So is Ratkin’s comment.

He bought a Celli, they’re not cheap.

Still a good choice. A Picasso would have given them indigestion.

…and that ain’t an oyster on the half-shell.

Waiter, please take this back. It’s over cooked.

Don’t even think about sending it back – you’ll insult the “chef”…