The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 08, 2021

Don’t hook me into your problem!

I see we have a failure to communicate.

Such a pity.

Ya wanna start a pan-demic?

I donna know why I talka to you. Alligator punny answers.

So after the two them got ‘baked’ they went looking for Wendy.

“I hear you. You keep repeating it. How is that going to help?

“Whatsamatter You?” !

Okay, how’s a Burgundian Christmas carol going to help?

Although it is catchy…

♬♪♬

Turelurulu,

Pita, pita pan…

♪ ♬

He’s talking about Peter Pan…

With Pita Pan comes Tink!

The flatbread flautist fetched a flock of flavoring.

(Pita piper picked a peck of pepper.)

Fagetaboutit!

You don’t use a pan for flatbread anyway, you use a baking stone.

This is turning into a Pita Party.

Explain please.

lou monte

A naan conformist?

Memories of Charlie Dog and the Pisa restaurant owner, memories of chef Bugs feeding Taz.

“Hambooorger an’ tsips”

“When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie..”

Pita bread is Italian? Who knew?

Pita picked a peck or pickled peppers…

Oh wait, wrong story.

Dang. Now I’m hungry for something Mediterranean!

Forget it. It’s all Greek to him.

Maybe it’s with the Lost Boys!!

since when is pita unleavened?

Worthy of Chico Marx.

I once had a t-shirt in college that said “you toucha the shirt, I breaka you face!” Young ladies were constantly doing that, but I let them off with a kiss.