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By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 01, 2021

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    mddshubby2005  over 3 years ago

    Hush, puppy.

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    mikeyman  over 3 years ago

    They just want you to listen to their problems and then wag your tail and lick their face.

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    whahoppened  over 3 years ago

    We know it as: Been There, Done That.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago

    You just can’t help some people!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago

    They’re so fickle. It isn’t fair. Would y’all just make up your mind?

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    That socks!

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    uniquename  over 3 years ago

    No good deed goes unpunished.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    This type of thing may also get a husband put out “in the doghouse”.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    When my daughter was about 7-8, we had a German Shorthaired Pointer puppy….he chewed her brand new Hush Puppies…during the night.

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    cactusbob333  over 3 years ago

    Just teach these dogs to heel and everything will be back the way it was.

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    bluegirl285  over 3 years ago

    Face it dogs, there’s just no pleasing some people…

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “My dogs are killin’ me!”

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    ParisiBites  over 3 years ago

    Yet more garbage from Parisi.

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    wiatr  over 3 years ago

    I have no idea why women wear those things. JMHO.

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    to get mad at those pooches you’d have to be a real heel…

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    Lightpainter  over 3 years ago

    “ Hey lady! The dogs COULD have tried to gnaw your real heels off! You were lucky!”

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