Strange Brew by John Deering for July 10, 2021

Sneaking out with condiments on? Danger sign.

To make my bun more attractive.

You could wait until later to put your condom-ent on.

He must relish the thoughts of the evening.

Like wearing makeup to bed.

He has learned to relish a little time alone.

Remember, safe sex. Always use a condiment.

Gonna be some “hot-dogging” done tonight, fershure !!

She’s either got to leave him, or learn to roll with it.

He’s got hungry and raided the frig!

Uh-oh…now he’s in a pickle.

What do you mean, dear? It’s almost ate.

He doesn’t want any little wieners?

Don’t be such a weenie Ethel, go back to sleep!

That guy is too old to cut the mustard.

So putting on a bun wasn’t suspicious enough?

Yeah Frank, go no furter dressed like that.

Pardon me. Have you any Grey Poupon?

There you go grilling me again.

Busted!

Bean me up, Scotty.

Mustard we go through this every night?

You’d better ketchup with him.

Frank’s off to paint the town ketchup!