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In the forest this scene of seduction / came upon a reptilian obstruction. / So she held up her hand / (âTwas the signal theyâd planned.) / She feared snakebite might soon require suction.
Diana froze in place when Lars finally explained why he always carried that wooden rod: âI attract so many beautiful women, I have to beat them off with a stick.â She realized then that he was another snake in the grass.
They were into some S&M stuff. / Nothing savage; a little bit rough. / He would poke and heâd prod / with his long wooden rod / âtil she gestured and cried, âThatâs enough!â
Dag was on the verge of learning what it meant to be explosively face-palmed by Agnes, his obedience school trainee, who would effectively put quietus to his operation!
âItâs a natural factâ, said she/âthat a serpent prefers to flee./ Set aside your damned stick/ and Iâll show you a trick/ since my left breast has just burst free..â/// And, just as sheâd said she she would/ she did â and the trick was so good/ that she showed him again/ and, like most of us men/ with weak knees he departed the wood.
The runners ahead were long gone, / but she wouldnât take the baton. / Their relay was done / because she didnât run. / (She shouldnât have worn the chiffon.)
The snake on their path was no fool. / He stayed safe by keeping his cool. / âIf I coil up my bod / around that wooden rod, / Iâll get into Medical School.â
I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcherâs OK) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far, 4 works by this artist have been used here.Â
Said she, with a sad little shake/ of her head ,âOlaf, donât hurt that snake! / Be it red, white, or blue/ itâs a âtarget to you-/ and Iâve had about all I can take!â
BE THIS GUY over 3 years ago
Inga was about to swipe left across Henrikâs gonads if he didnât leave her alone.
rmremail over 3 years ago
Henrik, a recent graduate of the school of hard knocks is taking his first graduate seminar on âWhy you do not sexually harass a black belt Judoka"
Strob over 3 years ago
Interpretive dance didnât make much sense in antiquity either.
rmremail over 3 years ago
She says: âAh! snake!â He says: âDonât worry, little lady, Iâll keep you safe.â She says: âI was referring to you.â
Say What Nowâ˝ Premium Member over 3 years ago
Jorge thought it was fun to harass women with his big stick. A smackdown often ensued.
rmremail over 3 years ago
âYour left foot outYour left foot inAnd shake it all aboutâ
ronaldspence over 3 years ago
I may not be naked but Iâm afraid, does that count?
Solstice*1947 over 3 years ago
In the forest this scene of seduction / came upon a reptilian obstruction. / So she held up her hand / (âTwas the signal theyâd planned.) / She feared snakebite might soon require suction.
Solstice*1947 over 3 years ago
Diana froze in place when Lars finally explained why he always carried that wooden rod: âI attract so many beautiful women, I have to beat them off with a stick.â She realized then that he was another snake in the grass.
Solstice*1947 over 3 years ago
They were into some S&M stuff. / Nothing savage; a little bit rough. / He would poke and heâd prod / with his long wooden rod / âtil she gestured and cried, âThatâs enough!â
Kind&Kinder over 3 years ago
Dag was on the verge of learning what it meant to be explosively face-palmed by Agnes, his obedience school trainee, who would effectively put quietus to his operation!
pcolli over 3 years ago
âNo! Thatâs the fifth time since breakfast.â
Call me Ishmael over 3 years ago
The first recorded wardrobe malfunction.
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
the paintingâs title is seduction scene in a forest, but this looks more like sexual assault scene in a forestâŚ
Call me Ishmael over 3 years ago
âItâs a natural factâ, said she/âthat a serpent prefers to flee./ Set aside your damned stick/ and Iâll show you a trick/ since my left breast has just burst free..â/// And, just as sheâd said she she would/ she did â and the trick was so good/ that she showed him again/ and, like most of us men/ with weak knees he departed the wood.
Reader over 3 years ago
A young Al Franken.
Call me Ishmael over 3 years ago
A young Matt Gaetz.
aerotica69 over 3 years ago
Time out! Wardrobe malfunction!
Another Take over 3 years ago
EVE: Hey, you dirty serpent! Look what youâve done â this horndog is after my goods all the time ever since you had me bite that apple!
SERPENT: FREE WILL, BABY!
EVE: IT AINâT MY FREE WILL! ADAM: Come on, Eve! Youâre the only game in town.
prrdh over 3 years ago
âYou call that a snake? Let me show you a real snake!â
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
No Byron, itâs always what you want! I have needs as well and you satisfy me not!
Calvins Brother over 3 years ago
Fred and Ginger were dancing along just fine until the snake screwed them up.
Holden Awn over 3 years ago
She began to regret signing up for the Political Science 101 âhands onâ lab.
Linguist over 3 years ago
" Donât be afraid, my dear. All the snake wants to do is to slide into a nice, warm hole ⌠"
Solstice*1947 over 3 years ago
The runners ahead were long gone, / but she wouldnât take the baton. / Their relay was done / because she didnât run. / (She shouldnât have worn the chiffon.)
Linguist over 3 years ago
O.K., kids! Letâs see how much sexual symbolism the artist has managed to cram into this little gem?
Solstice*1947 over 3 years ago
The snake on their path was no fool. / He stayed safe by keeping his cool. / âIf I coil up my bod / around that wooden rod, / Iâll get into Medical School.â
mabrndt Premium Member over 3 years ago
A seduction scene in a forest:Â
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:C._W._Eckersberg_-_A_seduction_scene_in_a_forest_(1811).jpgÂ
has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
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Again, a larger strip image is shown by (â- or Ctrl-) clicking the image atÂ
http://thatispriceless.blogspot.com/2021/06/masterpiece-2738.htmlÂ
I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcherâs OK) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far, 4 works by this artist have been used here.Â
https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2017/08/31?comments=visibleÂ
has the prior (my comment there pointed to one of the artist info URLs that I pointed to at Mr. Melcherâs blog entry).
Call me Ishmael over 3 years ago
Said she, with a sad little shake/ of her head ,âOlaf, donât hurt that snake! / Be it red, white, or blue/ itâs a âtarget to you-/ and Iâve had about all I can take!â
Impkins Premium Member over 3 years ago
Nice dress. :)
anomaly over 3 years ago
âYou canât fool me! That stick doesnât vibrate!â
Helen Frx over 3 years ago
The album cover for The Bad Dreamerâs âHit Me Harderâ ?
d1234dick Premium Member over 3 years ago
Griselda saidâ if you are going to poke me, do it with something else, and i hope itâs bigger than that stick
Running Buffalo Premium Member over 3 years ago
After that, âTalk to the handâ became a phrase.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
No, no way. I donât do that on the first dates!
Radish... over 3 years ago
They told him where to stick it.
ggorgar over 3 years ago
Tony has no game!!! Canât get anywhere with a topless woman? Snake or no snake!!