In the forest this scene of seduction / came upon a reptilian obstruction. / So she held up her hand / (‘Twas the signal they’d planned.) / She feared snakebite might soon require suction.
Diana froze in place when Lars finally explained why he always carried that wooden rod: “I attract so many beautiful women, I have to beat them off with a stick.” She realized then that he was another snake in the grass.
They were into some S&M stuff. / Nothing savage; a little bit rough. / He would poke and he’d prod / with his long wooden rod / ‘til she gestured and cried, “That’s enough!”
Dag was on the verge of learning what it meant to be explosively face-palmed by Agnes, his obedience school trainee, who would effectively put quietus to his operation!
“It’s a natural fact”, said she/“that a serpent prefers to flee./ Set aside your damned stick/ and I’ll show you a trick/ since my left breast has just burst free..”/// And, just as she’d said she she would/ she did – and the trick was so good/ that she showed him again/ and, like most of us men/ with weak knees he departed the wood.
The runners ahead were long gone, / but she wouldn’t take the baton. / Their relay was done / because she didn’t run. / (She shouldn’t have worn the chiffon.)
The snake on their path was no fool. / He stayed safe by keeping his cool. / “If I coil up my bod / around that wooden rod, / I’ll get into Medical School.”
I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s OK) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far, 4 works by this artist have been used here.
Said she, with a sad little shake/ of her head ,”Olaf, don’t hurt that snake! / Be it red, white, or blue/ it’s a “target to you-/ and I’ve had about all I can take!”
BE THIS GUY over 3 years ago
Inga was about to swipe left across Henrik’s gonads if he didn’t leave her alone.
rmremail over 3 years ago
Henrik, a recent graduate of the school of hard knocks is taking his first graduate seminar on ’Why you do not sexually harass a black belt Judoka"
Strob Premium Member over 3 years ago
Interpretive dance didn’t make much sense in antiquity either.
rmremail over 3 years ago
She says: “Ah! snake!” He says: “Don’t worry, little lady, I’ll keep you safe.” She says: “I was referring to you.”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago
Jorge thought it was fun to harass women with his big stick. A smackdown often ensued.
rmremail over 3 years ago
“Your left foot outYour left foot inAnd shake it all about”
ronaldspence over 3 years ago
I may not be naked but I’m afraid, does that count?
Solstice*1947 over 3 years ago
In the forest this scene of seduction / came upon a reptilian obstruction. / So she held up her hand / (‘Twas the signal they’d planned.) / She feared snakebite might soon require suction.
Solstice*1947 over 3 years ago
Diana froze in place when Lars finally explained why he always carried that wooden rod: “I attract so many beautiful women, I have to beat them off with a stick.” She realized then that he was another snake in the grass.
Solstice*1947 over 3 years ago
They were into some S&M stuff. / Nothing savage; a little bit rough. / He would poke and he’d prod / with his long wooden rod / ‘til she gestured and cried, “That’s enough!”
Kind&Kinder over 3 years ago
Dag was on the verge of learning what it meant to be explosively face-palmed by Agnes, his obedience school trainee, who would effectively put quietus to his operation!
pcolli over 3 years ago
“No! That’s the fifth time since breakfast.”
Call me Ishmael over 3 years ago
The first recorded wardrobe malfunction.
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
the painting’s title is seduction scene in a forest, but this looks more like sexual assault scene in a forest…
Call me Ishmael over 3 years ago
“It’s a natural fact”, said she/“that a serpent prefers to flee./ Set aside your damned stick/ and I’ll show you a trick/ since my left breast has just burst free..”/// And, just as she’d said she she would/ she did – and the trick was so good/ that she showed him again/ and, like most of us men/ with weak knees he departed the wood.
Reader over 3 years ago
A young Al Franken.
Call me Ishmael over 3 years ago
A young Matt Gaetz.
aerotica69 over 3 years ago
Time out! Wardrobe malfunction!
Another Take over 3 years ago
EVE: Hey, you dirty serpent! Look what you’ve done – this horndog is after my goods all the time ever since you had me bite that apple!
SERPENT: FREE WILL, BABY!
EVE: IT AIN’T MY FREE WILL! ADAM: Come on, Eve! You’re the only game in town.
prrdh over 3 years ago
“You call that a snake? Let me show you a real snake!”
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
No Byron, it’s always what you want! I have needs as well and you satisfy me not!
Calvins Brother over 3 years ago
Fred and Ginger were dancing along just fine until the snake screwed them up.
Holden Awn over 3 years ago
She began to regret signing up for the Political Science 101 ‘hands on’ lab.
Linguist over 3 years ago
" Don’t be afraid, my dear. All the snake wants to do is to slide into a nice, warm hole … "
Solstice*1947 over 3 years ago
The runners ahead were long gone, / but she wouldn’t take the baton. / Their relay was done / because she didn’t run. / (She shouldn’t have worn the chiffon.)
Linguist over 3 years ago
O.K., kids! Let’s see how much sexual symbolism the artist has managed to cram into this little gem?
Solstice*1947 over 3 years ago
The snake on their path was no fool. / He stayed safe by keeping his cool. / “If I coil up my bod / around that wooden rod, / I’ll get into Medical School.”
mabrndt Premium Member over 3 years ago
A seduction scene in a forest:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:C._W._Eckersberg_-_A_seduction_scene_in_a_forest_(1811).jpg
has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at
http://thatispriceless.blogspot.com/2021/06/masterpiece-2738.html
I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s OK) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far, 4 works by this artist have been used here.
https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2017/08/31?comments=visible
has the prior (my comment there pointed to one of the artist info URLs that I pointed to at Mr. Melcher’s blog entry).
Call me Ishmael over 3 years ago
Said she, with a sad little shake/ of her head ,”Olaf, don’t hurt that snake! / Be it red, white, or blue/ it’s a “target to you-/ and I’ve had about all I can take!”
Impkins Premium Member over 3 years ago
Nice dress. :)
anomaly over 3 years ago
“You can’t fool me! That stick doesn’t vibrate!”
Helen Frx over 3 years ago
The album cover for The Bad Dreamer’s “Hit Me Harder” ?
d1234dick Premium Member over 3 years ago
Griselda said’ if you are going to poke me, do it with something else, and i hope it’s bigger than that stick
Running Buffalo Premium Member over 3 years ago
After that, “Talk to the hand” became a phrase.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
No, no way. I don’t do that on the first dates!
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
They told him where to stick it.
ggorgar over 3 years ago
Tony has no game!!! Can’t get anywhere with a topless woman? Snake or no snake!!