That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for June 30, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  over 3 years ago

    Inga was about to swipe left across Henrik’s gonads if he didn’t leave her alone.

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    rmremail  over 3 years ago

    Henrik, a recent graduate of the school of hard knocks is taking his first graduate seminar on ’Why you do not sexually harass a black belt Judoka"

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    Strob Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Interpretive dance didn’t make much sense in antiquity either.

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    rmremail  over 3 years ago

    She says: “Ah! snake!” He says: “Don’t worry, little lady, I’ll keep you safe.” She says: “I was referring to you.”

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Jorge thought it was fun to harass women with his big stick. A smackdown often ensued.

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    rmremail  over 3 years ago

    “Your left foot outYour left foot inAnd shake it all about”

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    ronaldspence  over 3 years ago

    I may not be naked but I’m afraid, does that count?

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    Solstice*1947  over 3 years ago

    In the forest this scene of seduction / came upon a reptilian obstruction. / So she held up her hand / (‘Twas the signal they’d planned.) / She feared snakebite might soon require suction.

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    Solstice*1947  over 3 years ago

    Diana froze in place when Lars finally explained why he always carried that wooden rod: “I attract so many beautiful women, I have to beat them off with a stick.” She realized then that he was another snake in the grass.

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    Solstice*1947  over 3 years ago

    They were into some S&M stuff. / Nothing savage; a little bit rough. / He would poke and he’d prod / with his long wooden rod / ‘til she gestured and cried, “That’s enough!”

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    Kind&Kinder  over 3 years ago

    Dag was on the verge of learning what it meant to be explosively face-palmed by Agnes, his obedience school trainee, who would effectively put quietus to his operation!

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    pcolli  over 3 years ago

    “No! That’s the fifth time since breakfast.”

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    Call me Ishmael  over 3 years ago

    The first recorded wardrobe malfunction.

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    the painting’s title is seduction scene in a forest, but this looks more like sexual assault scene in a forest…

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    Call me Ishmael  over 3 years ago

    “It’s a natural fact”, said she/“that a serpent prefers to flee./ Set aside your damned stick/ and I’ll show you a trick/ since my left breast has just burst free..”/// And, just as she’d said she she would/ she did – and the trick was so good/ that she showed him again/ and, like most of us men/ with weak knees he departed the wood.

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    Reader  over 3 years ago

    A young Al Franken.

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    Call me Ishmael  over 3 years ago

    A young Matt Gaetz.

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    aerotica69  over 3 years ago

    Time out! Wardrobe malfunction!

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    Another Take  over 3 years ago

    EVE: Hey, you dirty serpent! Look what you’ve done – this horndog is after my goods all the time ever since you had me bite that apple!

    SERPENT: FREE WILL, BABY!

    EVE: IT AIN’T MY FREE WILL! ADAM: Come on, Eve! You’re the only game in town.

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    prrdh  over 3 years ago

    “You call that a snake? Let me show you a real snake!”

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    No Byron, it’s always what you want! I have needs as well and you satisfy me not!

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    Calvins Brother  over 3 years ago

    Fred and Ginger were dancing along just fine until the snake screwed them up.

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    Holden Awn  over 3 years ago

    She began to regret signing up for the Political Science 101 ‘hands on’ lab.

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    Linguist  over 3 years ago

    " Don’t be afraid, my dear. All the snake wants to do is to slide into a nice, warm hole … "

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    Solstice*1947  over 3 years ago

    The runners ahead were long gone, / but she wouldn’t take the baton. / Their relay was done / because she didn’t run. / (She shouldn’t have worn the chiffon.)

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    Linguist  over 3 years ago

    O.K., kids! Let’s see how much sexual symbolism the artist has managed to cram into this little gem?

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    Solstice*1947  over 3 years ago

    The snake on their path was no fool. / He stayed safe by keeping his cool. / “If I coil up my bod / around that wooden rod, / I’ll get into Medical School.”

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    mabrndt Premium Member over 3 years ago

    A seduction scene in a forest

    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:C._W._Eckersberg_-_A_seduction_scene_in_a_forest_(1811).jpg 

    has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at 

    http://thatispriceless.blogspot.com/2021/06/masterpiece-2738.html 

    I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s OK) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far, 4 works by this artist have been used here. 

    https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2017/08/31?comments=visible 

    has the prior (my comment there pointed to one of the artist info URLs that I pointed to at Mr. Melcher’s blog entry).

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    Call me Ishmael  over 3 years ago

    Said she, with a sad little shake/ of her head ,”Olaf, don’t hurt that snake! / Be it red, white, or blue/ it’s a “target to you-/ and I’ve had about all I can take!”

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Nice dress. :)

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    anomaly  over 3 years ago

    “You can’t fool me! That stick doesn’t vibrate!”

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    Helen Frx  over 3 years ago

    The album cover for The Bad Dreamer’s “Hit Me Harder” ?

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    d1234dick Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Griselda said’ if you are going to poke me, do it with something else, and i hope it’s bigger than that stick

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member over 3 years ago

    After that, “Talk to the hand” became a phrase.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    No, no way. I don’t do that on the first dates!

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 3 years ago

    They told him where to stick it.

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    ggorgar  over 3 years ago

    Tony has no game!!! Can’t get anywhere with a topless woman? Snake or no snake!!

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