Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for July 15, 2021

This could prove to be a little interesting.

How many points for getting a pickle stuck in your ear?

What a couple of gherkins.

Adam has a big nose, I foresee a pickle up the nose is coming

I don’t want a pickle; I just wanna ride on my motor-sickle. Arlo Guthrie

I’m souring on this arc. No longer dill-lightful.

Let’s see if it still sounds like a good idea after it’s hit the ground a time or two.

I grow weary of this arc – let us move on now.

So what happens to the pickles when the game is over?

“If [Ew!] drop it in the grass and eat it without cleaning it off, [Ew!] get a point.”

“Sweet!”

“No, sour…”

and SPLASH in the eyes…

There’s a lame commercial for paper towels where the Mom and kid get into a food fight, spraying each other with orange soda. I don’t want to have to clean up the sticky orange soda, and I don’t want pickles thrown at me, or otherwise used as sports equipment. Some ideas are just plain stupid, and Adam (I know, he’s just a character in a comic strip) needs to be the adult in the room and call this out for what it is.

Hmmm . . . this is starting to sound real interesting. Are sweet gherkins allowed, or is that a different league?

Seems like if they wanted to eat pickles, they could just do so. But this way appears to be more fun.