Garfield by Jim Davis for August 27, 2021

Garfield was very specific there.

Of all the 40 years of dating, what was Arlene excepting?

GARFIELD … DOESN’T … SHARE … FOOD!

Now as you read that, think of Joey Tribbianni.

Arlene, NEVER, go on a date with Garfield, look at what he does to Jon and Odie …

Arlene, you should know by now, that Garfield NEVER shares food with anyone, he’s the equivalent of trash compactor.

To give Garfield credit, the fries lasted way longer than they should have done.

Food is something that’s not shared.

Time for Arlene to kick Garfield to the curb!!

I wonder why Arlene even wants to hang out with Garfield.

You are what you eat.

Just inhale…..

Arlene, you should’ve seen that coming.

I thought Garfield would have said, “I love to give TO myself!”

Garfield is not getting any tonight.

Garfield’s selfish.

Arlene: I can see why your owner is so thin all the time.

Arlene needs to sharpen her food stealing skills.

stand your ground like the big strong man you are, garf

Forget it, Arlene.

I detest dates who think food is community property

At least get her something raw, Garfield

don’t you know him by now?

to be fair to Garfield, no one can eat just 1 fry.

Sorry Arlene but Garfield never shares food.

Well, the way he eats – there is certainly plenty of “himself” to go around!

men!

Thinking of his stomach, instead of his girlfriend. JERK!!

Oh Arlene… you can do so much better then Garfield.

Of course he won’t give away his food, he’s Garfield

Wonder when Garfield’s hormones will flare up. With that appetite, it is taking too long.

Asking Garfield for food is like rolling a dice and getting a 7