Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for July 22, 2021

It’s the Kzinti!

Aha. Just what the ancient astronaut theorists had always suspected. Cats is aliens from outer space!

You’re going to want to steer clear of the dog star.

Yeah, I don’t have a good feline about it, too! :D

Take the hint!

I’m not sure I would want to live on or visit a planet governed by cats. We have too much of that as is.

Headquarters, we have a problem……

Heathcliff and Marmaduke are great to have around, but not govern.

It is a dog eat dog world.

Should have landed in a desert. It might look more like a litter box.

But once they recognize you from the YouTube and Twitter videos, you’ll be revered as gods!

Catronauts?

At least they weren’t squirrels.

Hopefully they come in peace. If not, we don’t need laser weapons, just laser pointer weapons.

You think this is bad? Wait until the dominant species here subjects you to cat food, litter boxes and getting “fixed.” Be smart, guys — get back into your ship and be on your way!

Funnneeeee!