Last Kiss by John Lustig for July 09, 2021

In the next frame, he’s two feet shorter … cut down to size.

Another triumph, my friend. Too bad you couldn’t have worked in the line about 245 years to learn foreplay. (In my household, “foreplay” is defined as washing the dinner dishes…)

A scene from the upcoming film “The Return of Long Sam”.

Well, they do say that we end up marrying someone who resembles one of our parents…

I liked you when I thought you were a woman. So Adios!

Oy! A real turnoff.

love with the proper stranger…?

Well, I never considered Ma doing the molesting.

Wait. Ain’t you cousin Caleb? No wonder you remind me of ma!

You remind me of my Ma… Confused? Then my job is done.

Like Ma…that’s not good at all?

“Well, these days you can’t tell the girls from the guys anyway . . .” -from P.D.Q. Bach’s “Hansel & Gretel & Ted & Alice, an Opera in One Unnatural Act”

I like the “Deliverance” riff from JackButler1, there, John; our lady friend there….She is such an innocent. Good work, as always, brother..

“Well sure, Sweetcakes, I’ve been a manly beauty ever since the operation, and I was pretty sharp as a woman also”…

Well, in that case, if you is into women then you is in luck.

He shore got a purty mouth.

Possibly not the best ego booster.

Is that Tom Brady?