Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 24, 2021

I think he broke his mother’s back before he melted.

Oh no Frosty’s dead

We’re at the half-way point of a very old 7up TV Ad.

After faking his death, he went to the mall, where they had air conditioning.

Get back to me when I have evaporated.

As they like to say in Phoenix, “It’s a dry heat”. So’s my oven but I don’t stick my head in it!

would you mind putting me in a ice cube tray and put it in the freezer… and tell the kids those ice cubes aren’t to be touched.

Winter’s a great time to stay in and cuddle

But put me in summer and I’ll be a . . . happy snowman!

Y’know, that phrase will get you punched in the face at times…

But where are his clothes?

That’s some dry humor.

Hopefully, that was Frosty……

Don’t worry – he’ll be back again someday.