Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for July 23, 2021

I suspect there’ll be several “bathroom breaks”

I can see big remunerations for everyone affected.

A form of substance abuse, perhaps?? Depending on a substance to help you cope with the real world.

The faster he runs through that batch, the better.

Perhaps he goes without for few days, and recovers from his addiction.

It’s been a while since Adam visited Andre at the coffee shop, this might be a good time

The kids might have to pull him in a wagon

I hope he decides he needs a change of scenery and hits the coffee shop before he sleeps through his deadline.

All this decaf coffee should be waking up his bladder by now!

Perhaps a redbull is in order?

At this point the withdrawal headache ought to have kicked in.

Harrell has one day left to straighten out this mess…or continue into next week.

He should have a terrible headache from caffeine withdrawal.

I try not to start something that would cause withdrawal symptoms when I stop.

If he hasn’t realized by now he’s drinkin’ the fake stuff, he’s not the connoisseur we thought he was.

In real life, going cold turkey from caffeine produces horrible headaches or worse.

All work and no play makes Adam a dull boy. All work and no play makes Adam a dull boy. All work and no play makes Adam a dull boy. All work and no play makes Adam a dull boy. All work and no play makes Adam a dull boy. All work and no play makes Adam a dull boy. All work and no play makes Adam a dull boy. All work and no play makes Adam a dull boy. All work and no play makes Adam a dull boy. All work and no play makes Adam a dull boy. All work and no play makes Adam a dull boy.

I hope that with the sudden lack of coffee he doesn’t end up with a monster headache!

It doesn’t occur to him that he’s not responding to the caffeine in his usual fashion because it isn’t there, regardless of what the label on the coffee package tells him. That’s not unusual; it’s easy to overlook the obvious solution when you’re in the middle of the problem. And of course he’s at a disadvantage, trying to use his fogged brain to determine why his brain is fogged.

Maybe his wife will figure it out for him and solve the crisis.

I did the same thing for two months when Diet Sunkist cut the amount of caffeine they put in their soda by more’n half. I never thought to look – I just drank more and more soda.

Too much coffee… if he does wake up he won’t be able to get out of the bathroom.

I still can’t believe they didn’t call a doctor, yet.

I once worked for a company once where one of my perks was free office coffee. The secretaries of the big brass decided the brass were getting too edgy and moved to decaf. I nearly passed out after my first cup and I asked if I had received decaf. I had had the same experience before after drinking decaf and recognized the effects. They were hot and cold sweats and nausea. I was allergic to the decaffeination process residue!

Love to have Adam as my boss.