Free Range by Bill Whitehead for July 19, 2021

Then get it from “Stirbux”.

You’re gonna need a bigger ladder.

“Okay. Do you have one of our frequent customer cards? Every 6th tub of boiling oil is free!”

“Do you want cream and sugar with that?”

Chamber pots seem more likely, oil was expensive.

Whose name should we write on the kettle?

And don’t slip on your way up the stairs.

Some day I’m going to have to do some reading and find out how common boiling oil was as a weapon in these situations. I know it mostly from cartoons like this.

“Cash, credit, or debit?”

Add some sulfur to your Mazola oil.

And disregard the safety warnings about hot contents on it.

room for cream?

Always wondered. How did they convince somebody to be the first one up the ladder?

Looks like Hagar the Horrible on the ladder.