Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for July 23, 2021

I bet my Great Uncle would like to date one of those ladies. Me, I’ll settle for a creamy nougat.

Hey, if I get that call, I’m answering!

Was she one of the Boston Creamynougats or the Atlanta Creamynougats?

snickers

The call from Hell will be from the IRS.

Just don’t answer period! But Wanda was a very sweet person…..

Her real name was Wanda Mae Swartz, Creamynougats was her stage name.

Wanda Mae, but Frieda does… (Thank you, Benny Hill)

They had her number.

Called to heaven where her computer was always safe, her insurance never lapsed, and taxes were paid …

forever and ever, AMEN …!

Sending that call to voicemail is your ticket towards Satan.

must’ve been jesus on the mainline…

If I saw “heaven” on the caller ID, I would know for sure it’s a wrong number, lol.

The important thing is- I don’t have to go to work.