Agnes by Tony Cochran for July 30, 2021

It’s always something.

Agnes & Trout hiking uphill? Must be training for a school snow day!

Trout sounds like she’s already been there and done that

Take the dead aliens to school. Agnes’ teacher would appreciate more attention.

Trout always has a logical answer for everything.

You could just take their ray guns and melt them.

if they’re dead they go in martian sandwiches…

Hey, c’mon, Trout… go with the flow.

UFO…. “Unidentified Flying Object.”

If it’s on the ground, it could have been one of those….

and in any case, it’s probably an “Unidentified Fallen Object.”

OK…. or at least an “Unidentified Found Object.”

That’s the mainstay of your daily life… and the stuff of Agnes’ big dreams.

If they can cross interstellar space, it’s unlikely they’d have engine failure over a planet.

Just hang em out in the sun til they dry out, then package them as “Ailen Chips” (big money maker for Agnes)

Oh no, not the dreaded Whatnot!

What happened to the tape recorder ?

Might be worth a few bucks for some of their technology…..

And if they are Tommyknockers you are doomed. Stephen King docet. ;)

Aliens saw it was getting too hot to colonize.

Trout exposes the practicalities of Alien encounters…

Tommyknockers Redux.