Close to Home by John McPherson for July 28, 2021

I’ll bet you didn’t factor in the drag created by the balloons.

PostScript University, the place to be when there has to be a place….. to be or not to be!

$2000.00 for a bike? Are you crazy? What’s it made out of-gold?

I always thought it ironic that folks would pay a significant premium ($500-$1000 or more) to lighten a bike a pound or two and then spend $35 for a 5 pound chain and lock to keep it from being stolen.

airhead

What a bunch of hot air!

can’t wait to see what disaster happens through this event.

Apparently he had a balloon payment.

I only have one word for this….”Up”

And you look lovely peddling your az around the neighborhood.

Looks like Dweeb has his own thing going on there.

HA! He’s gonna be the laughing stork of the entire town!

(At least I think that’s how it goes!)

“Would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon?”

Probably messes up traction though…

Do what you can to reduce the weight of the things that rotate; chainwheels, pedals and maybe the wheels and then work on either reducing the weight of the engine or making it more efficient. Or, you could get it motorized with a small, undetectable motor like some professionals have tried and failed.

Moron!

Or he could just lose a few pounds.

Looks like Bleeb’s a little light headed.

How much is he going to spend on helium?

Now it is a stationary bike because it has no traction on the driving wheel.

Bleeb, you better hope those balloons don’t get loose.

99 red balloons…(well, some of them; anyway)

New from the Bleeb line of collectibles, Balloonist Bleeb!

Eventually you’ll have spent more than that on balloons and helium.