Former neighbours had a gnome kidnapped. Over the next year they received photos of the gnome in Vietnam, India, Egypt and France and finally Newfoundland before appearing one morning one their front steps.
I wonder if they sell the modern alternative… life-size werewolf statues. You put them at the outside edge of the grassy area in front of the house, and they scare away salesmen and religious proselytizers (and, probably, gnome kidnappers as well).
SHAKEDOWNVILLE about 3 years ago
No more “elves” on the shelves.
jr1234 about 3 years ago
Owners had arranged the gnomes to be taken.
Doctor Toon about 3 years ago
Mywife thinks garden gnomes are creepy, don’t know if she would consider the hoods an improvement
Ontman about 3 years ago
This reminds me of an old episode of Coronation Street.
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
How bold to leave them for ransom in public
Wirepuncher about 3 years ago
There’s no place like Gnome.
Teto85 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Former neighbours had a gnome kidnapped. Over the next year they received photos of the gnome in Vietnam, India, Egypt and France and finally Newfoundland before appearing one morning one their front steps.
mwksix about 3 years ago
Looks like the Garden Trolls have been here…
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
Did they fish the ones on the right out of the water near the pier?
mfrasca about 3 years ago
Step 3: Profit!!
Lee26 Premium Member about 3 years ago
My neighbor has about 20+ gnomes. Hmmmm….
Lee26 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Shouldn’t it be ‘KidGnapped’?
DavidPlatt about 3 years ago
I wonder if they sell the modern alternative… life-size werewolf statues. You put them at the outside edge of the grassy area in front of the house, and they scare away salesmen and religious proselytizers (and, probably, gnome kidnappers as well).
They’re sold as “lawn chaneys”, of course.
cuzinron47 about 3 years ago
Think I’d avoid the kidnapped ones, I don’t won’t be considered aiding and abetting.
paullp Premium Member about 3 years ago
I’d pay the Garden Shop $10 if they’d let me grab a sledgehammer and smash all the ugly little things to smithereens.
PuppyPapa about 3 years ago
Well THAT’S weird.