Monty by Jim Meddick for August 03, 2021

The Ty-D-Bol man?

“OK, you’ve got Tik Toc in your shorts. DON’T HAND ME YOUR PHONE! KEEP THAT NASTY THING AWAY FROM ME!”

Let’s hope his camera isn’t on.

That’s not Tik Toc, and that’s a very little man.

Switch to the front camera you perve! Must be lonely at the top.

Funny, I first read this as a Tic-Tac in his shorts…

Is that your phone, or are you just happy to see me?

Monty sits on a lifeguard chair, holding his shorts open and laughing at… Well, the neighbors are getting concerned.

There’s a little man. Enough said.

He’s definitely looking at a short subject.

Actually, on second thought, you just keep the phone…..

Pretty sure that sitting there staring into your shorts and laughing would get you banned from the lifeguard brigade for life!

Pssst — he hasn’t got Tik Tok in his shorts, he’s just repeating the laugh his last date made when she looked….

A blow-up doll, Monty humping a flotation device and now this??!!!!! I hope he finds a video of himself! :)

It’s you Monty; the flush handle should be to your left!

Monty would be a disgrace to the Lifeguard Profession, if he were a professional. He’s not. He’s not even an Amateur Lifeguard. He’s just a neighborhood voyeur with a TikToc smartphone in his shorts! Yuck!