Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 02, 2021

“Eye object.”

Besides, hungry passengers may eats you too.

What? I can’t hear you. Who’s talking, I can’t see a thing.

Is that true? Would you be forbidden from bringing a Mr. Potato Head onto a plane? I’d sure feel safer. /s

How do you know who/where to talk to?

Sensory deprivation flights are the new in thing.

I can understand dis-arm-ing him. But the rest should be alright.

As a potato, I’d be concerned about poking someone’s eye out.

Who nose what could happen if we let you ….

At first thought TSA would take away a potato peeler

How about I just leave my arms, and keep the rest.

Butt… butt… butt….

talk about a strip search!

Someone whose mouth can literally stab you in the back.

A nameless, faceless threat.

So he goes in ‘incognito’.

You could put an eye out with that…

…never mind with that. Why do they want him ON the plane? If I were him, I’d want to be IN the plane with the uniformed crew members. Let Evel Knievel travel on the plane.

Yet another moronic and unfunny strip.

Wouldn’t that be true of everyone’s arms and mouth?

Once again. Mr. Potato Head loses face.

You wouldn’t try to butter him up, would you..?

I’m gonna rip off your arm and beat you with it !!!

He’ll never find his seat, now.

did he pack his angry eyes?

Obviously this guy has never heard of a “potato gun”.

At least he can save face… probably, in his stowed luggage, or, he can collect it when he gets back.

Makes good sense to me.

You could poke somebody’s eye out with an eye.

Mr potato head losing face.