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There are toned down versions available for home use. If you have a use for one at home… they don’t work on vegetables, though. Won’t fit through the guard.
When I was a kid those paper cutters used to scare me.. bad thoughts about my whole hand or at least a few fingertips being chopped off. Just a little kid. Well, in jr. high. Okay, high school. Pretty young.. okay, I was 27, but still. Yuck yuck, lol, etc….
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’ve used the big guillotine*.
I get it.
*not the real big one we use for bankers and CEOs and the like who get a bit uppity, the one for paper.
John Francini over 3 years ago
As a kid I loved the big paper cutters that every school had. I was fascinated by how they could cut through a decently thick stack of paper.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago
There are toned down versions available for home use. If you have a use for one at home… they don’t work on vegetables, though. Won’t fit through the guard.
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member over 3 years ago
When I was a kid those paper cutters used to scare me.. bad thoughts about my whole hand or at least a few fingertips being chopped off. Just a little kid. Well, in jr. high. Okay, high school. Pretty young.. okay, I was 27, but still. Yuck yuck, lol, etc….
e98twin2 over 3 years ago
“punk-out panel”? love it!
Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
VBS? You poor abused child.
willie_mctell over 3 years ago
Back in the day paper cutters were in grade school classrooms.